Dear Apple...

Dear retarded asshole shit fuckers Apple...

Your Ipod Generation 2 is a piece of shit.
Sort your fucking fucking fuckity fucking shit out.

It's as laggy as my ass butt fuck!
Sort your shit out.

Ipods? NOOOOO WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!
Sort your shit out.

Stop making them if you can't make one that doesn't lag?!
Sort your shit out!

Apple, Apple, Apple... Bill Gates is fucking better than you! You should have saved little Stevie...
Sort your shit out.

Now before you go hating on me, I know how hard it is to make hardware, I have made 4 myself.
Sort your shit out.

Thanks for your time. Retarded shitholes
Get fucked you fucking retarded assholesLove;
Quirq